lundi 25 février 2013


France weeps today at the news of its army's disgrace. Officer Girard Petit was discovered inflagrante by one of his superiors (who wishes to remain anonymous), with a German farmer. Petit swears he thought the civilian was a woman, a confusion his friends find plausible due to Girard's affection for the bottle. When questioned whether his partner's sex would alter the status of his conduct as ¨"immoral," Petit replied, "Le pantalon baisse, c'est la France!"
Justine Th.