France weeps today at the news of its army's disgrace. Officer Girard
Petit was discovered inflagrante by one of his superiors (who wishes to
remain anonymous), with a German farmer. Petit swears he thought the
civilian was a woman, a confusion his friends find plausible due to
Girard's affection for the bottle. When questioned whether his partner's
sex would alter the status of his conduct as ¨"immoral," Petit replied,
"Le pantalon baisse, c'est la France!" Justine Th.