Golf Dog

 

Chien de golf (Golf Dog)*, 

élevé sur le green, 

retrouve et ramasse vos balles, 

affectueux et véloce. 

Une bête rare, 

comme on en voit peu.

* On le voit ici sur son vélo d'appartement.

Animals

France weeps today at the news of its army's disgrace. Officer Girard Petit was discovered inflagrante by one of his superiors (who wishes to remain anonymous), with a German farmer. Petit swears he thought the civilian was a woman, a confusion his friends find plausible due to Girard's affection for the bottle. When questioned whether his partner's sex would alter the status of his conduct as ¨"immoral," Petit replied, "Le pantalon baisse, c'est la France!"
Justine Th.